My 4th First ♥ - II

I'll not tell all d things, all d route maps & the menu because, indirectly, I'll be insulting myself only. That I've seen long 21 autumns and soon goin' into my 22nd, yet I don know to handle some sweet gal or nt having the manner to go along with her..
But, let me clear you one thing, I'm having that manners but Sometimes, its become enjoyable behaving like a child and someone caring and loving you like your best care-taker.
Actually, I was running out of money at that time and that date was also not planned. Otherwise,who will let a gorgeous gal spend on you when you are willing to move on with her.
Frankly speaking, she was not also prepared for that Date and she first refused to come along with me.
One more interesting fact was that, I received her at railway station while she just arrived from her native to her workplace.
Seeing me at railway station, she just was extremely shocked and that was obvious. That was going to b our first face to face interaction after long 5 years. It's just another thing that we were connected from last 1 yr through Orkut and phone.
As I told you, she first refused to roam around with me but then she made her mind and she returned after 1 hour from her flat and we were just wandering around. No  planning, just enjoyment. I felt awesome that day. That day passed as sun was in a hurry that day. I wished the time must stop at some point. But expectations are very much different from reality. So, I returned next day to my native and I waited for some reaction but Alas! there was nothing on that side so, I also realised and made that day as my memorable day and closed that file. Offcourse, we were and will be best friends forever.

Bhuli Bisri Yaadein

Bhuli Bisri Yaadein

My 4th First Love ♥♥

आँखें मिली, पहले पल में..

दीदार हुआ !!

उनके लिए दुसरे पल में,

दिल बेक़रार हुआ !!

मुझे तो बस तीसरे पल में,

उनसे प्यार हुआ !!

चौथे पल में,

वो मेरा संसार हुआ !!

पर पांचवे पल में,

किसी नयी लड़की का भूत सवार हुआ !!

So, This is my story, I'm so called "दिल फ़ेंक आशिक".

मुझे राह चलते हर सुन्दर लड़की से प्यार हो जाता है! यहाँ तक की नयी-नवेली भाभियाँ भी मुझे अच्छी लगती हैं!

अब आप सोचेंगे की How MEAN I'm !! But, आपको जो सोचना है, सोचो! इसमें What can I do??

But, एक बात तो है की कभी न कभी सच्चा प्यार होता है, जो भुलाये से भी नहीं भुलता है!

And, so is my case..

I've already told you about previous 3 girls, I was in love with. And this one is the 4th.

Although it started 1 year ago, but its memories are almost fresh as if it happened yesterday when I got her number from Orkut and gathered courage to talk to her after long 5 years gap.

Actually, we were classmates but at that time, I was too young to understand all these and my attention was on other girl that time. It's never too late according to me, but 5 years is more than enough time to become late unfortunately..
And so did, it happened. I came to know about this fact that she is already engaged after about 1 month of chatting, but then also my so called love didn't decrease..

I started falling in love, or say, I was in love all again.

My कमीने friends also supported me and gave lift to my so called Love Life.

And..... 

I was on an unofficial date with her in her own area.

This date doesn't mean anything to her and to me also, it was only worth experiencing, how to move along with a girl, as I've already told that I'm totally unexperienced in that matter. And due to nervousness, I was unable to support her. Infact, she was supporting me, going along with me taking me with her to cross the ways. She spent for me for dinner and lunch.. We also enjoyed movie in theatre alongwith, while we were together..

To Be Continued..

My half-bound Love story

Why do we come across the word LOVE or I would like to correct that everyone comes to a stage where it seeks the attraction between opposite sex.
It likes to be with her/him always, connected in either ways.
So, you can think why am I asking these rubbish things all of a sudden but you believe it or not, it's a very legal question.
Any one can question you ki,
Agar pareshani ka talluq dimag se hai to heart attack kyon hota hai???
Aur agar pyar ka talluq dil se hai to log pagal kyon ho jate hain???

Even the creator of love doesn't know the answer of these question.

You will also say, ki plz leave me alone or let me go like this...

Actually, I want to confess that I am/was in love or whatever you may call it, it's up to you to name or rename this stage, I am in.

Actually, I had fallen in love 2 more times before this and this is the 3rd time.
I don't know whether this is love or attraction.. and in what way it will lead to me..
But, here the story goes..

The same condition happened before when I was too young to understand what is love, the meaning of love, the meaning of making love.
It happened much ago when I was in std. 10th when I was in a co-ed school with much lower population of about 20 including both girls and boys and actually the number of girls were more than the number of boys..
Slowly, but steadily, I started liking one girl.
Sorry, I will not reveal the name of that girl for the sake of her privateness.

I don't know whether this was one-sided attraction or something extra like that.
But, then only the pre-board came and after that the holidays begin for the main board exams.
After the exams, we met again once in a party but nothong happened except that formal talking as I was too shy to talk to girls.
Actually, I joined a coaching Institute in which she was also studying for the sake of meeting and talking to her.
I also really studied there to impress her.
But after the exams, nothing happened as there were no modern techniques of communications like in these days.
I also knew her house telephone number but I never got courage to call her and talk to her.
So, she also was moved on to her way, to her aim and I also started to move on to my way to std. 12th.
In std. 12th, also, we were again in co-ed. school with new friends.
And this time, the no. of girls were less compared to the number of boys and so the competition was bit tougher.
Two or three of my friends engaged two or three girls and rest were awaiting response.
In std.11th, all was normal. I didn't notice any girl because I was very sincere about studies.
But in std. 12th, slowly, but steadily, it happened again.
I started loking one girl.
I will not reveal her name for the sake of her safety and priveteness.
It was my turn now to take action.
I joined the same chemistry classes where she was studying. I started to sit on first bench in left side and she was on first bench in right side.

So, I also showed my brilliancy (although I have little amount) in front of sir and her.
And one day she asked for my notes but as usual, due to my shyness, I gave her my notes but was very nervous and it was shown clearly on my face. because this was my one of the first face to face encounters to any girl.
(Because I've not any sister of my own, I am not having the idea, how to face of handle the girls)

But afterwards, the same two years ago story began and pre-board following board exams came and wo don't meet each other after that.

And this was the ending of my 2nd love story.

Now-a-days, I am doing B.E. degree course from a reputed college where there is a 4:1 ratio of boys to girls.
So, I am just waiting as my well-wisher says that I will surely get an angel.
Thanks to them and may God bless their blessings....

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मेरी kavita

Kinematics, Thermodynamics with history,
Heat, wave and titration.

देते हैं सिर्फ़ टेंशन

Trigonometry, Complex numbers and gravitation,

पता नही कैसे पागल नही होते IItians
चले गए साइंस के शान,

rutherford, einstien, heisenberg महान।

चले गए छोड़ कर बड़े बड़े सूत्र,

पता नही कौन किसका पिता, कौन किसका पुत्र???

छोड़ कर गए अपने अपने constant..

लगता है की बना के छोडेंगे हमें कांके के Patient...

ये सूत्र दे कर ख़ुद तो चल बसे,

हम सोचते हैं की इनके सूत्र पर रोये या हसे....

किताबो में अपने लेख, सूत्र छपवाकर,

कमाया अपना नाम...

कर दिया हम जैसे मासूम बच्चो का जीना हराम.

मैं ये नही कहता की,

खोज मत करो।

करो, एक बार, दो बार, पर रोज मत करो।

मैं ये नही kahta की खोज करना जरूरी है।

पर यह खोजना जरूरी था,

की 23.5 digri पर झुकी पृथ्वी की धुरी है।

इसके पहले क्या लोग जीते नही थे,

घूँट खुशी के peete नही थे???

अरे Newton Ji को तो मैं भूल ही गया...

उसके कारन ही गुरुत्व का राज खुल गया॥

एक सेव क्या गिरा सर pe झट से,

नियम बना दिया उसने पट से।

क्या उसके पहले किसी के सर पर सेव नही गिरा था???

या Newton ही एक सरफिरा था।

इसके पहले भी लोग जानते थे,

की सेव ऊपर नही, निचे ही गिरता है।

पर किसी बेब्कुफ़ ने अपना लेख नही छपवाया,

फोटो नही खिचवाया, पेटेंट नही करवाया।

अच्छा छोडो Newton, एक टन, दस टन को...

बात करते हैं literature की,

पर नाम सुनते ही literature का,

मेरे शरीर का १०० डिग्री Temperature था।

अब आगे मैं क्या कहूँ??

हिन्दी में sarun, या English me मरुँ????

हमें समझ नही आता, क्या हमने किया पाप है???

ये क्यों मिला हमें ऐसा अभिशाप है???

पता नही कौन किसका बाप है????

इसके शिकार हम और आप हैं॥

Physics, Chemistry aur Maths का कैसा ये आलाप है???

ऐसी कहानी जो कही न पढ़ी हो...

सरदार की कहानी
एक बार एक सरदार, एक जर्मन और एक पाकिस्तानी शराब पिटे हुए अरब में पकड़े गए।
वहां अल्कोहोल का सेवन करना एक जघन्य अपराध माना जाता है।
इस के लिए उन्हें बीस कोड़ों की सजा सुनाई गई। वे लोग जय सजा पाने के लिए तैयार हुए, शेख ने कहा, की आज मेरी पहली पत्नी का जन्मदिन है, इसलिए मैं तुम सबको एक एक आखरी मौका देना चाहता हूँ की तुमलोग अपने लिए कुछ भी मांग सकते हो।
सबसे पहले जर्मन की बारी थी। वह आया और कहा की कृपया मेरे पीठ पर एक तकिया बाँध दीजिये। तकिया सिर्फ़ दस कोड सह पाया और उसे खून से लथपथ ले जाया गया।
उसके बाद पाकिस्तानी की बारी थी। जर्मन की हालत देखकर उसने कहा की मेरे पीठ पर दो तकिया बाँध दीजिये। लेकिन दो तकिये सिर्फ़ पन्द्रह कोडे में ही फट गए। पाकिस्तानी को भी चिल्लाते हुए ले जाया गया।
सरदार की बारी सबसे अन्तिम में आई। पर इससे पहले की वो कुछ कहता, शेख उसके तरफ़ मुदा और कहा की तुम्हारे पास भी मेरी ही तरह दाढ़ी है इसलिए मैं तुम्हे दो इच्छाएं मांगने का अवसर देता हूँ।
सरदार ने कहा, की मेरी पहली इच्छा है की मुझे बीस कोडे की जगह सौ कोडे लगाये जाए और दूसरी इच्छा ये है की ....


उस पाकिस्तानी को मेरे पीठ पर बाँध दिया जाए।

शेरो Shayari

सोचा था हर मोर पर तुम्हारा साथ देंगे,
सोचा था... हर मोरे पर तुम्हारा साथ देंगे.....
पर क्या करे? कमबख्त सड़क ही सीधी निकली...

मैंने तुम्हारी याद में रो रो के टब भर दिए...
मगर तुम इतने बेवफा निकले की नहाये और चल दिए,,,,,

ख़ुद को कर बुलंद इतना,
की हिमालय की चोटी पर जा पहुचे...
और खुदा तुमसे पूछे,
"अबे गधे", अब उतरेगा कैसे???

लाइफ मीन्स.....

Life is like an arithmetic
where friends are added,
enemies are subtracted.
Joys are multiplied,
and soorrows divided.

Life is like chemistry,
Evaporates our sorrow,
Filters our trouble and
gives crystal of Happiness...

Life is like physics.
Attracts good friends
and enemies are repelled.

Dawa milti hai dard ki,
dil ke dard ki mile to kya baat ho....
Dil baag-baag ho jaye, agar
basant me barsat ho....

The sun is rising...

Look there, the sun is rising...
Waitin' for us...
Look at the sky,
and U will find none.
Again, look at the sky,
and U will find thd Sun.
The Sun, nearest star to the Earth,
Giving light, right from his birth.
Moving away the darkness
from billion of years.
Giving life 2 our near and dears.